Funny Customer

Today I had the funniest customer come into our store. She was wearing a shirt she got from the store that she had gotten for her birthday from her friend. Well she tells me that while wearing the side seams twist on her and it bugs her. So I'm like OK, sorry... and tell her the material is very soft so maybe that's why. Reminder I have the same shirt in a different color and it is not different than any other shirt. So then she continues to tell me how it had a little whole in the sleeve and her friend said it would probably just get worse. I'm like it sounds like your friend sucks for giving a shirt that has a whole in it, but of course I couldn't say that. So this is where it gets funny she's like "Is there anything you can do for me or can I return this?" While she is wearing the shirt. I'm like No we're just like any other store we can't do anything after it has been warn. And she looks like she is still going to argue the fact so I through in the fact and you are wearing it now.
Yeah so I thought this was hilarious because I know how people wear clothes and then return it but to try and return it while wearing it that's a new one.